We’re going to add an interstitial page that redirects to this new URL.
But we don’t want that redirect to 404 while the change is deploying,
because some boxes will have the new URL and some won’t. So let’s deploy
the new URL to all the boxes first, then the redirect page can safely
take over the new one.
The new URL is going to be `post` not `get` because that feels more
HTTP-y, so we need to make sure that’s part of this change too.